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  • Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me:Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother:Kill them.
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sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

all three. all the damn time. ergh

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slytherinsaa:

"Aromantics and asexuals are basically straight"

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nice heteronormativity y’all

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  • *Reads an article about LGBTQIA+ people*
  • Me:yay they're including Ace people!
  • Article:the A stands for Allies!!
  • Me:... *implodes*
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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

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muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

And it’s also perfect because it has Friday the 13th, and Valentine’s Day is on a Saturday

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I’m trying to think of a top 40 about being gay

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